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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:47
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Guy Hears Cries During Hailstorm — Then Saves An Entire Family - The Dodo - For Animal People
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
‘Death Stranding 2’ is Hideo Kojima at the peak of his powers - The Washington Post
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
No way
Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Anne Wojcicki’s nonprofit reaches deal to acquire 23andMe - TechCrunch
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Witness testifies that Diddy dangled her over a balcony - BBC
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics